we need to talk buddy„„„„„,ur way too cute„„„„„,tone it down a bit„„„„„,im tryna sleep but ur cute ness is keeping me awake
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
- person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
- me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin